Turns Out, They're Against Us, Too
Dear Readers,
On an upcoming episode of that liberal rag, "60 Minutes," the President of Pakistan will claim that Richard Armitage, a former high-ranking official at the State Department, threatened that we would blow his country back to the "Stone Age." Pakistan, of course, has long been one of our strongest allies in the War on Terror, due to its proximity to Afghanistan. Now, though, they're turning on us, as shown by their recent decision to let Osama and the Taliban run free. There's only one explanation: President Musharraf is another member of the west-coast, liberal elite.
Dear readers, this has been a bad week for these liberals throughout the world. From Hugo Chavez to President Musharraf, we've seen how crazy these liberals are, and that they're willing to say and do ANYTHING. It's clearly backfired, though, as we come out of this smelling like a rose. Those who oppose us are now the ones hated by the world, despite the rousing applause Chavez received at the U.N.
These accusations show that we're on the side of justice. We're taking democracy over there. Freedom is on the march. We're fighting them there so we don't have to fight them here. Jump on board, or get the hell out of the way!
President Musharraf, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
On an upcoming episode of that liberal rag, "60 Minutes," the President of Pakistan will claim that Richard Armitage, a former high-ranking official at the State Department, threatened that we would blow his country back to the "Stone Age." Pakistan, of course, has long been one of our strongest allies in the War on Terror, due to its proximity to Afghanistan. Now, though, they're turning on us, as shown by their recent decision to let Osama and the Taliban run free. There's only one explanation: President Musharraf is another member of the west-coast, liberal elite.
Dear readers, this has been a bad week for these liberals throughout the world. From Hugo Chavez to President Musharraf, we've seen how crazy these liberals are, and that they're willing to say and do ANYTHING. It's clearly backfired, though, as we come out of this smelling like a rose. Those who oppose us are now the ones hated by the world, despite the rousing applause Chavez received at the U.N.
These accusations show that we're on the side of justice. We're taking democracy over there. Freedom is on the march. We're fighting them there so we don't have to fight them here. Jump on board, or get the hell out of the way!
President Musharraf, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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