Now They're Poisoning Our Food, Part II
Dear Readers,
The west-coast, liberal elite, hippy organic farmers thought they could slip this one by me. Upon further reflection, another thought struck me - the name of the company responsible for the E. coli outbreak this week is "Natural Selection Foods." What we see here, in addition to the dangers dirty hippy co-op farmers pose, is another attempt to push the pro-Darwinian agenda. Is it ironic that a company with the name "Natural Selection" encountered such troubles? Or isn't this to be expected?
They thought they could slip this one by old Teddy, but of course, they were mistaken.
Pro-Darwinian, dirty hippies, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
The west-coast, liberal elite, hippy organic farmers thought they could slip this one by me. Upon further reflection, another thought struck me - the name of the company responsible for the E. coli outbreak this week is "Natural Selection Foods." What we see here, in addition to the dangers dirty hippy co-op farmers pose, is another attempt to push the pro-Darwinian agenda. Is it ironic that a company with the name "Natural Selection" encountered such troubles? Or isn't this to be expected?
They thought they could slip this one by old Teddy, but of course, they were mistaken.
Pro-Darwinian, dirty hippies, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 1:26 PM
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