Keeping America Safer
Dear Readers,
Today, Willie Nelson and other people on his bus were cited by police in Lafayette, Louisiana, for possession of marijuana and narcotic mushrooms. All that I can do is thank these hard-working police officers for making America safer. If we allow Americans to think that a public figure like Willie Nelson endorses marijuana, this could have serious implications on our fragile youth. Somebody is finally thinking about the children.
You see, dear readers, as a series of PSA's told us several years ago, smoking marijuana supports terrorism. If you don't believe me, grab a piece of paper and a pen and write "marijuana" and "terrorism", and then draw an arrow from "marijuana" to "terrorism." You'll see a direct link, and all of your doubts will be answered.
Someone with as sparkling of a reputation as Willie Nelson, if he was even rumored to like to inject the marijuana, would provide a negative role model for our children. They need to know that snorting weed is wrong. I salute these valiant police officers for doing work that matters and keeping dangerous thugs like Willie Nelson off the street.
Willie Nelson, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Today, Willie Nelson and other people on his bus were cited by police in Lafayette, Louisiana, for possession of marijuana and narcotic mushrooms. All that I can do is thank these hard-working police officers for making America safer. If we allow Americans to think that a public figure like Willie Nelson endorses marijuana, this could have serious implications on our fragile youth. Somebody is finally thinking about the children.
You see, dear readers, as a series of PSA's told us several years ago, smoking marijuana supports terrorism. If you don't believe me, grab a piece of paper and a pen and write "marijuana" and "terrorism", and then draw an arrow from "marijuana" to "terrorism." You'll see a direct link, and all of your doubts will be answered.
Someone with as sparkling of a reputation as Willie Nelson, if he was even rumored to like to inject the marijuana, would provide a negative role model for our children. They need to know that snorting weed is wrong. I salute these valiant police officers for doing work that matters and keeping dangerous thugs like Willie Nelson off the street.
Willie Nelson, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 5:58 PM
2 Comments:
I'll have you know I personally bailed out Willie. It was the least I could do after he gave me a ride on his bus the other night. You really should broaden your horizon and smoke some of what Willie's haven'
Willington, why do you hate America? By supporting terrorists?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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