Leave it to Liberal Militaries

Dear Readers,

Yesterday, a military coup took place in Thailand (it's well-known that few organizations are as liberal as the upper echelons of military leadership throughout the world). While the prime minister was in New York at the United Nations, the Thai military seized control of the country. Convenient timing? Or were they tipped off?

You see, dear readers, a similar coup took place on an old episode of the "West Wing" (I watched for research purposes so I could better know my liberal enemies) when an African leader was visiting the White House. No doubt, the west-coast, liberal elite writers of this liberal fantasy planted the idea of such a takeover in the heads of the liberal military elite in Thailand, who are undoubtedly familiar with such liberal propaganda as this show. Like good mindless liberal sheep, they understood their marching orders.

This event is not without ramifications in our country. Liberal military leaders in Thailand orchestrated this coup, and here, retired liberal generals have recently been calling for the resignation of Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld. Our liberal generals may take this as a sign that the time is right for their coup here in the U.S., in cooperation with their Al Qaeda pals that they've been appeasing. Dear readers, we must be on guard.

Liberal generals everywhere, why do you hate America?

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.