Thursdays with Theodore, episode 9/28/06
Dear Readers,
Welcome to another edition of "Thursdays with Theodore!" Off to your mail...
Jack X writes:
WHo do you think would be good candidates in the 2008 presidential election from both parties?
And, please, don't try to defy the obvious, such as the 23rd amendment. Bush can't run again, he he he....just kidding.
Jack X
Excellent question, Jack X. The leading Republican candidate has to be George "macaca" Allen. Sure, his alleged racism will be held against him, but this man has real values (racism aside). He's a real, 100% Christian (racism aside). He's American by birth, southern by the grace of God (racism possibly included). No one can excite the base like this man (racism definitely included).
The leading Democratic candidate has to be Hillary. As my hero, Rev. Jerry Falwell said, no Democrat will excite our base to get out and vote against them quite like Hillary. She's worse than Lucifer, in fact. I pray for a Hillary run!
Ryan writes:
Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., what do you think of the torture bill about to be passed by the Senate?
Honestly, this is a sad day for our country. The Rule of Law and our Constitutional values are about to be undermined in one fell swoop. Worst of all, it potentially subjects our soldiers to even worse torture if captured. Every member of Congress who votes for this should be voted out of office. Shame on Congress.
Congress, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Welcome to another edition of "Thursdays with Theodore!" Off to your mail...
Jack X writes:
WHo do you think would be good candidates in the 2008 presidential election from both parties?
And, please, don't try to defy the obvious, such as the 23rd amendment. Bush can't run again, he he he....just kidding.
Jack X
Excellent question, Jack X. The leading Republican candidate has to be George "macaca" Allen. Sure, his alleged racism will be held against him, but this man has real values (racism aside). He's a real, 100% Christian (racism aside). He's American by birth, southern by the grace of God (racism possibly included). No one can excite the base like this man (racism definitely included).
The leading Democratic candidate has to be Hillary. As my hero, Rev. Jerry Falwell said, no Democrat will excite our base to get out and vote against them quite like Hillary. She's worse than Lucifer, in fact. I pray for a Hillary run!
Ryan writes:
Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., what do you think of the torture bill about to be passed by the Senate?
Honestly, this is a sad day for our country. The Rule of Law and our Constitutional values are about to be undermined in one fell swoop. Worst of all, it potentially subjects our soldiers to even worse torture if captured. Every member of Congress who votes for this should be voted out of office. Shame on Congress.
Congress, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 7:04 PM
2 Comments:
Hillary running? Talk about the death of the Democrat party...hey, it could be their final nail in the coffin, so maybe Mrs. Clinton running maybe a good thing in that light...
Indeed - and the campaign of George "Macaca" Allen would unite us conservatives in a way the world has never seen!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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