But She IS the Devil
Dear Readers,
A sizable controversy has emerged over some remarks made by one of my heroes, Rev. Jerry Falwell, over the weekend. In the aftermath of Hugo Chavez's despicable comments about President Bush - which rightly became an issue of paramount national concern - Rev. Falwell said that the only candidate who would fire up his base of conservative Christians more than Lucifer himself would be Hillary Clinton (read the story here). Naturally, the west-coast, liberal elite, hypocrisy mongerers have raised a fuss.
You see, dear readers, the hate-America-first crowd is confused as to why real Americans are upset over someone calling our divinely-inspired President the devil but not over someone demonizing Senator Clinton. Well, I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., have a few answers. First, W loves America and is fighting them there so we don't have to fight them here; Clinton is part of the anti-God crowd and would rather cut and run than to protect ourselves. More importantly, W understands God's mission for America to free the world and spread democracy at the end of an M16, whereas old cut-and-run Hillary obviously doesn't. Finally, W realizes the supposed "separation of church and state" is a liberal myth, propagated by west-coast, liberal elite, first amendment mongerers.
Dear readers, this is in no way hypocrisy on the part of conservatives. Rev. Falwell simply said later that it was all in fun and was an "off the cuff" remark. That's all. See? You can equate someone with a demon so long as you say it's just "off the cuff." No harm, no foul. But Chavez is still evil.
Hillary Clinton, why do you hate America?
A sizable controversy has emerged over some remarks made by one of my heroes, Rev. Jerry Falwell, over the weekend. In the aftermath of Hugo Chavez's despicable comments about President Bush - which rightly became an issue of paramount national concern - Rev. Falwell said that the only candidate who would fire up his base of conservative Christians more than Lucifer himself would be Hillary Clinton (read the story here). Naturally, the west-coast, liberal elite, hypocrisy mongerers have raised a fuss.
You see, dear readers, the hate-America-first crowd is confused as to why real Americans are upset over someone calling our divinely-inspired President the devil but not over someone demonizing Senator Clinton. Well, I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., have a few answers. First, W loves America and is fighting them there so we don't have to fight them here; Clinton is part of the anti-God crowd and would rather cut and run than to protect ourselves. More importantly, W understands God's mission for America to free the world and spread democracy at the end of an M16, whereas old cut-and-run Hillary obviously doesn't. Finally, W realizes the supposed "separation of church and state" is a liberal myth, propagated by west-coast, liberal elite, first amendment mongerers.
Dear readers, this is in no way hypocrisy on the part of conservatives. Rev. Falwell simply said later that it was all in fun and was an "off the cuff" remark. That's all. See? You can equate someone with a demon so long as you say it's just "off the cuff." No harm, no foul. But Chavez is still evil.
Hillary Clinton, why do you hate America?
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 6:07 PM
2 Comments:
I really don't like Hillary Clinton--but I don't think she is "cut and run." I think she still supports Iraq, I may be wrong, though.
She's another west-coast, hate-America-first, liberal elite, so she must be "cut and run." Unlike the GOP, they all think alike on everything, and we never, ever do.
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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