Her Husband is a Demon, Too
Dear Readers,
By now, you are undoubtedly familiar with the completely, 100% unprovoked reaction by former "President" Bill Clinton on Fox News Sunday this weekend. Clinton was, of course, only asked the same questions journalism giants such as Chris Wallace asks everyone, conservative or liberal. Yet he reacted like an absolute mad man. Why is this, you ask? Because he is naturally a west-coast, hate-America-first, liberal elite.
You see, dear readers, Bill Clinton got a blow job while he was the President, therefore staining his legacy. Rather than looking at the work he did do while President, we should focus on what he DIDN'T do - he didn't bring world peace, he didn't solver world hunger, and he didn't rid the world of Islamofascists. After all, our divinely-inspired President only had just over 8 months in office before 9/11 - how could he have been expected to get anything done in only 250 days? Especially considering he had to vacation for much of that time? It's simply asking too much of any person, including one as great as W.
More importantly, Clinton's attempts to address terrorism were feeble, at best. Rather than attacking Osama's camps in Afghanistan in 1998 in a "wag the dog" fashion, Clinton should have attacked him outside of the "Lewinsky-gate" scandal. Now, the west-coast, liberal elite, fact huggers like to point out that the Republicans wasted tens of millions of dollars and countless man hours over the Lewinsky affair, monopolizing the national political climate for two years on something that didn't really matter. I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., say he got what he was asking for, as he was of course only one step away from imposing communism on our country. Yet the liberals still whine.
Chris Wallace, of course, asks hard-hitting questions of both conservatives and liberals. Never mind that sites like Media Matters and Crooks and Liars have debunked this; these liberal rags simply want to defame Mr. Wallace. Mr. Wallace is a righteous patriot, and if he asked Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., for an interviews, I would happily acquiesce.
Bill Clinton, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
By now, you are undoubtedly familiar with the completely, 100% unprovoked reaction by former "President" Bill Clinton on Fox News Sunday this weekend. Clinton was, of course, only asked the same questions journalism giants such as Chris Wallace asks everyone, conservative or liberal. Yet he reacted like an absolute mad man. Why is this, you ask? Because he is naturally a west-coast, hate-America-first, liberal elite.
You see, dear readers, Bill Clinton got a blow job while he was the President, therefore staining his legacy. Rather than looking at the work he did do while President, we should focus on what he DIDN'T do - he didn't bring world peace, he didn't solver world hunger, and he didn't rid the world of Islamofascists. After all, our divinely-inspired President only had just over 8 months in office before 9/11 - how could he have been expected to get anything done in only 250 days? Especially considering he had to vacation for much of that time? It's simply asking too much of any person, including one as great as W.
More importantly, Clinton's attempts to address terrorism were feeble, at best. Rather than attacking Osama's camps in Afghanistan in 1998 in a "wag the dog" fashion, Clinton should have attacked him outside of the "Lewinsky-gate" scandal. Now, the west-coast, liberal elite, fact huggers like to point out that the Republicans wasted tens of millions of dollars and countless man hours over the Lewinsky affair, monopolizing the national political climate for two years on something that didn't really matter. I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., say he got what he was asking for, as he was of course only one step away from imposing communism on our country. Yet the liberals still whine.
Chris Wallace, of course, asks hard-hitting questions of both conservatives and liberals. Never mind that sites like Media Matters and Crooks and Liars have debunked this; these liberal rags simply want to defame Mr. Wallace. Mr. Wallace is a righteous patriot, and if he asked Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., for an interviews, I would happily acquiesce.
Bill Clinton, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 8:43 PM
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