Mr. Mayor, Tear Down This Sign!

Dear Readers,

As you are no doubt aware of Hugo Chavez's hatred of America from my post earlier this week, I don't need to waste your time with such background details. Since then, a large Citgo sign in Boston has become the subject of controversy. The sign, visible in the background of historic Fenway Park, has been up for a number of decades now, and was kept up at the insistence of Boston residents even after Citgo left the city 2 decades ago. The city even recently spent $1 million to refurbish the sign.

Well, in the aftermath of Chavez's despicable comments, a member of the City Council has stated that the sign should be torn down, and a number of residents agreed when the subject was discussed on a local talk radio show. I would wholly support this suggestion, except that the council member is a Democrat. That's right. This Democrat, despite his insistence that he is serious, is mocking real Americans, as conservatives should be the one to make this suggestion.

You see, dear readers, this sign needs to come down, but not because some west-coast, liberal elite, city council member suggested it. No, we need a modern day Boston Tea Party, where real Americans work together to tear down this symbol of the international hate-America-first crowd. And I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., am just the man to lead this charge.

Now, some west-coast, liberal elite, reality mongerers suggest we're making a big deal out of nothing. They suggest that we have real problems to deal with, and that whatever the President of Venezuela says about our divinely-inspired President is the least of our worries. To them, I only have one thing to say:

Reality mongerers, why do you hate America?

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.