Another One Bites the Dust, Dear Readers
Dear Readers,
In addition to Tony Blair, another member of the west-coast, liberal elite, this time Henry Kissinger, has decided to commit treason against the United States. Over the weekend, Kissinger said that military victory in Iraq is no longer possible. Excuse me? We're spreading freedom - it's time these liberals like Kissinger hop on board the democracy express!
The only way for us to lose is to let the liberal Defeaticrats get their way. And that way, of course, is to surrender and let the terrorists take over this country. Because, you see, that's obviously the next step. And we'll be there in no time flat if hippies like Kissinger get their way.
If only 31% of the people in you country and virtually no one in the international community believe that what you're doing is right, does that mean you're wrong? Of course not! It means that you have moral conviction. And that is truly noble.
Henry Kissinger, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
In addition to Tony Blair, another member of the west-coast, liberal elite, this time Henry Kissinger, has decided to commit treason against the United States. Over the weekend, Kissinger said that military victory in Iraq is no longer possible. Excuse me? We're spreading freedom - it's time these liberals like Kissinger hop on board the democracy express!
The only way for us to lose is to let the liberal Defeaticrats get their way. And that way, of course, is to surrender and let the terrorists take over this country. Because, you see, that's obviously the next step. And we'll be there in no time flat if hippies like Kissinger get their way.
If only 31% of the people in you country and virtually no one in the international community believe that what you're doing is right, does that mean you're wrong? Of course not! It means that you have moral conviction. And that is truly noble.
Henry Kissinger, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 7:25 PM
2 Comments:
Maybe if we sent the Amish communities, we could simply talk our way out of the war. Or, we could send Michael Richards who seems to have a lot to say.
Happy Thanksgiving my friend!
JB
JB, great ideas, as usual!
Thank you, and Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours as well!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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