Thursdays with Theodore, episode 11/16/06
Dear Readers,
Welcome to this week's "Thursdays with Theodore!" So as not to waste any of your time, let's get to a great question that I've been asked this week.
"Ghost of Strom" writes:
Dear Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.,
I'm a huge fan of "The Not-So-Humble Opinion of Theodore Trumblebunks." As a fellow loyal defender of American and Southern values, I must ask you, how great is Trent Lott's recent election to the number 2 post among the GOP in the Senate?
~"Ghost of Strom"
"Ghost of Strom," thank you for a great question. Trent Lott is a man who would put the 10 Commandments up in every courthouse and school if the damn west-coast, liberal elite, Satan-coddlers wouldn't run crying to court every time he tried to do something. This is a man who embodies what we, as a fundamentalist (but righteous Christian fundamentalists who focus our anger on abortion clinics, not places with innocent people) nation stand for. If Trent Lott had been GOP leader in the Senate these last few years, we wouldn't have all of the problems we have today.
So, the man is supposedly a racist. It's called politics. He's just appealing to his base! It's smart maneuvering. Pelosi coddles her liberal wackos in San Francisco, and she's supposedly a "shrewd politician." Lott appeals to the average Mississippi voter, and he's a "racist."
You see, "Ghost of Strom," the west-coast, liberal elite, racism accusers have a double standard. Represent liberals, and you're just doing your job. Support segregation 50 years after Brown v. Board, and you're a racist. Trent Lott loves our flag, and he loves our Savior. In my book, we couldn't hope for more. He even hopes to send us all a Christmas message, but I'm sure the liberals will bitch and moan about this, too:
"Ghost of Strom," thank you for the great question, and dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Welcome to this week's "Thursdays with Theodore!" So as not to waste any of your time, let's get to a great question that I've been asked this week.
"Ghost of Strom" writes:
Dear Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.,
I'm a huge fan of "The Not-So-Humble Opinion of Theodore Trumblebunks." As a fellow loyal defender of American and Southern values, I must ask you, how great is Trent Lott's recent election to the number 2 post among the GOP in the Senate?
~"Ghost of Strom"
"Ghost of Strom," thank you for a great question. Trent Lott is a man who would put the 10 Commandments up in every courthouse and school if the damn west-coast, liberal elite, Satan-coddlers wouldn't run crying to court every time he tried to do something. This is a man who embodies what we, as a fundamentalist (but righteous Christian fundamentalists who focus our anger on abortion clinics, not places with innocent people) nation stand for. If Trent Lott had been GOP leader in the Senate these last few years, we wouldn't have all of the problems we have today.
So, the man is supposedly a racist. It's called politics. He's just appealing to his base! It's smart maneuvering. Pelosi coddles her liberal wackos in San Francisco, and she's supposedly a "shrewd politician." Lott appeals to the average Mississippi voter, and he's a "racist."
You see, "Ghost of Strom," the west-coast, liberal elite, racism accusers have a double standard. Represent liberals, and you're just doing your job. Support segregation 50 years after Brown v. Board, and you're a racist. Trent Lott loves our flag, and he loves our Savior. In my book, we couldn't hope for more. He even hopes to send us all a Christmas message, but I'm sure the liberals will bitch and moan about this, too:
"Ghost of Strom," thank you for the great question, and dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 11:06 PM
4 Comments:
Trent Lott...one of the best Congressmen in the world!
Of course, I shouldn't forget Bobby Jindal, Richard Baker, Ron Paul, and Jim McCrery.
Indeed, that's quite a list! Trent Lott gets some bad press for supporting segregation, and Richard Baker gets some negative ink for having no personality whatsoever and for making some racist comments after Katrina, but that's just the west-coast, liberal elite attacking them for their southern conservative values.
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Actually, I hope Bobby J. steps out of Congress after this year so he can become governor of Louisiana. We need him badly. Hell, with what we have now, we could use Mark Foley or even David Duke over the Queen B. I hope Jindal makes it--just gotta hope he has better local commercials. While I like him, his commercials for Congress this year were very sappy and stupid!
Wow, what a tandem LA and MS could be with David Duke as LA governor! Talk about two states pushing good southern conservative values!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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