Thursdays with Theodore, episode 11/9/06
Dear Readers,
Welcome to this week's edition of "Thursdays with Theodore!" We have a very timely question from loyal reader Jack X this week:
What do you think of Robert Gates?
Jack X
Jack, great question. I think this is a brilliant decision. Who better to replace the guy who funded and helped build up Saddam Hussein than the guy who funded and helped build up Osama bin Laden? In Gates' memoir, From the Shadows, he noted the hundreds of millions spent to build up bin Laden and Afghanistan in that nation's fight against the Soviets. Rumsfeld is famous for the handshake with Hussein; this is Gates' historical handshake!
With that pedigree, who better to take down bin laden than the guy that made him what he is? Gates will be a smashing success, despite the liberals trying to force him to cut and run. We'll be able to declare "mission accomplished" again in no time flat, and keep declaring it as long as we need to!
Dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Welcome to this week's edition of "Thursdays with Theodore!" We have a very timely question from loyal reader Jack X this week:
What do you think of Robert Gates?
Jack X
Jack, great question. I think this is a brilliant decision. Who better to replace the guy who funded and helped build up Saddam Hussein than the guy who funded and helped build up Osama bin Laden? In Gates' memoir, From the Shadows, he noted the hundreds of millions spent to build up bin Laden and Afghanistan in that nation's fight against the Soviets. Rumsfeld is famous for the handshake with Hussein; this is Gates' historical handshake!
With that pedigree, who better to take down bin laden than the guy that made him what he is? Gates will be a smashing success, despite the liberals trying to force him to cut and run. We'll be able to declare "mission accomplished" again in no time flat, and keep declaring it as long as we need to!
Dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 9:56 PM
4 Comments:
In that case, go Gates!
Bingo. Let's hope he's as much of a smashing success as Rummy was!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
well, he will only have 2 years to make it big, unless the next president is so impressed with his work that Gates is chosen to continue!
President George Felix Allen could very well keep him on!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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