The Baker Commission
Dear Readers,
Well, it was inevitable. The screeching of the west-coast, liberal elite, reevaluation mongerers has finally gotten to our divinely-inspired President. Who can blame him? After all, the liberals raise this din non-stop. Even the saintliest amongst us, W, had to hear them after a while.
You see, dear readers, this so-called "bipartisan" Iraq Commission is undoubtedly going to advise the President to cut and run. What would you expect, with liberal elites like James Baker, the counsel for the Saudis in suits brought against them by 9/11 victims? And Robert Gates? This pansy liberal couldn't hold Rummy's jockstrap.
A wave of evil, surrender-first liberalism is descending upon Washington. We can only hope and pray that W can be strong enough to fend it off.
My fellow prayer warriors, this is your task. Don't let me down. Our nation - and the freedom of the world - depends on it.
Cut-and-Run Jim Baker, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Well, it was inevitable. The screeching of the west-coast, liberal elite, reevaluation mongerers has finally gotten to our divinely-inspired President. Who can blame him? After all, the liberals raise this din non-stop. Even the saintliest amongst us, W, had to hear them after a while.
You see, dear readers, this so-called "bipartisan" Iraq Commission is undoubtedly going to advise the President to cut and run. What would you expect, with liberal elites like James Baker, the counsel for the Saudis in suits brought against them by 9/11 victims? And Robert Gates? This pansy liberal couldn't hold Rummy's jockstrap.
A wave of evil, surrender-first liberalism is descending upon Washington. We can only hope and pray that W can be strong enough to fend it off.
My fellow prayer warriors, this is your task. Don't let me down. Our nation - and the freedom of the world - depends on it.
Cut-and-Run Jim Baker, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 9:06 PM
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