Thursdays with Theodore, episode 10/26/06
Dear Readers,
Welcome to this week's exciting episode of "Thursdays with Theodore!" This week will be a bit unconventional, as there is an issue so pressing, I've been forced to submit a question to myself in order to bring it to your attention.
Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., writes:
Dear Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.,
What do you think of the Taco Bell promotion for Game 3 of the World Series?
Thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Thanks, Theodore. Dear readers, as you may or may not be aware, Taco Bell offered a free taco to everyone in America, and some in Canada, if a home run was hit by either team in game 3. The important part, though, is that not just any home run counted. No. The home run had to be hit to - get this - left or left center. Can you believe this?
The west-coast, liberal elite, taco pushers at the Louisville, Kentucky-based YUM! Brands, the parent corporation of Taco Bell, degraded America's past time by pushing their liberal viewpoint. If they wanted to appear nonpartisan, why not any home run, or any home run to center? But no, only things that are left or left of center are good in their book. Color me shocked.
What's in it for them to push their partisanship, you ask? Easy. Taco Bell benefits by the illegal immigrants streaming over our Mexican border, who find cheap, authentic food at Taco Bell. There's no cure for their homesickness quite like a Cheesy Gordita Crunch. By pushing a pro-illegal immigration platform, Taco Bell and YUM! Brands stand to gain huge profits. Naturally, these libs care nothing about our security.
Dear readers, join me in boycotting all YUM! Brands chains - Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, KFC, A&W, and Long John Silver's. I know this will be difficult, as I personally love the KFC Famous Bowls, but in order to protect our way of life, we must join together and boycott these restaurants destroying our freedom, one combo meal at a time.
YUM! Brands, why do you hate America?
Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Welcome to this week's exciting episode of "Thursdays with Theodore!" This week will be a bit unconventional, as there is an issue so pressing, I've been forced to submit a question to myself in order to bring it to your attention.
Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., writes:
Dear Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.,
What do you think of the Taco Bell promotion for Game 3 of the World Series?
Thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Thanks, Theodore. Dear readers, as you may or may not be aware, Taco Bell offered a free taco to everyone in America, and some in Canada, if a home run was hit by either team in game 3. The important part, though, is that not just any home run counted. No. The home run had to be hit to - get this - left or left center. Can you believe this?
The west-coast, liberal elite, taco pushers at the Louisville, Kentucky-based YUM! Brands, the parent corporation of Taco Bell, degraded America's past time by pushing their liberal viewpoint. If they wanted to appear nonpartisan, why not any home run, or any home run to center? But no, only things that are left or left of center are good in their book. Color me shocked.
What's in it for them to push their partisanship, you ask? Easy. Taco Bell benefits by the illegal immigrants streaming over our Mexican border, who find cheap, authentic food at Taco Bell. There's no cure for their homesickness quite like a Cheesy Gordita Crunch. By pushing a pro-illegal immigration platform, Taco Bell and YUM! Brands stand to gain huge profits. Naturally, these libs care nothing about our security.
Dear readers, join me in boycotting all YUM! Brands chains - Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, KFC, A&W, and Long John Silver's. I know this will be difficult, as I personally love the KFC Famous Bowls, but in order to protect our way of life, we must join together and boycott these restaurants destroying our freedom, one combo meal at a time.
YUM! Brands, why do you hate America?
Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 11:51 PM
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