Libs and Their Doubts
Dear Readers,
As we all know, there is only one source of news that we can count on to tell us the truth without spinning it or lying about it. That, of course, is FOX News. Naturally, the west-coast, liberal elite love to attack the truth-purveyors at FOX. And now, they're more up in arms than normal.
You see, dear readers, over the last few weeks, some liberal hackers have been sabotaging FOX's on-screen graphics. Following the start of the Mark Foley scandal, Bill O'Reilly (a personal hero of mine), showed a picture of Foley which identified him as "Mark Foley (D-FL)." Well, as it turns out, Foley actually claims to be a Republican, despite all of his actions being in line with liberal Democrats. Then, this week, when a poll showed Sheldon Whitehouse to be leading Lincoln Chafee in the Rhode Island Senate campaign, 50-39%, Fox identified the Democrat, Whitehouse, as a Republican, and Chafee, the Republican, as a Democrat. And the west-coast, liberal elite claim bias. Please.
These liberal conspiracy-mongerers believe Fox is trying to spin good news to favor Republicans, and bad news to be associated with Democrats. I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., have rarely heard anything so ridiculous. The most logical explanation of this is that the west-coast, liberal elite, blogosphere nerds hacked into FOX's control center and sabotaged their graphics. Rupert Murdoch would never allow his own employees to engage in politically-motivated bias. It just wouldn't happen.
Liberal hackers sabotaging FOX News, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
As we all know, there is only one source of news that we can count on to tell us the truth without spinning it or lying about it. That, of course, is FOX News. Naturally, the west-coast, liberal elite love to attack the truth-purveyors at FOX. And now, they're more up in arms than normal.
You see, dear readers, over the last few weeks, some liberal hackers have been sabotaging FOX's on-screen graphics. Following the start of the Mark Foley scandal, Bill O'Reilly (a personal hero of mine), showed a picture of Foley which identified him as "Mark Foley (D-FL)." Well, as it turns out, Foley actually claims to be a Republican, despite all of his actions being in line with liberal Democrats. Then, this week, when a poll showed Sheldon Whitehouse to be leading Lincoln Chafee in the Rhode Island Senate campaign, 50-39%, Fox identified the Democrat, Whitehouse, as a Republican, and Chafee, the Republican, as a Democrat. And the west-coast, liberal elite claim bias. Please.
These liberal conspiracy-mongerers believe Fox is trying to spin good news to favor Republicans, and bad news to be associated with Democrats. I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., have rarely heard anything so ridiculous. The most logical explanation of this is that the west-coast, liberal elite, blogosphere nerds hacked into FOX's control center and sabotaged their graphics. Rupert Murdoch would never allow his own employees to engage in politically-motivated bias. It just wouldn't happen.
Liberal hackers sabotaging FOX News, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 6:38 PM
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