They Can't Keep a Good Man Down
Dear Readers,
Representative Rodney Alexander (R-LA) has had a difficult month. First, he's held a central role in the liberal-instigated Mark Foley scandal. Sure, he was informed of what had happened, but as this man of the people noted, he passed those "i-mails" along. What more would we expect someone to do with an "i-mail"?
Now, it seems, Mr. Alexander's office is being sued for sexual harassment. I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., am not sure what people want from the Honorable Rodney Alexander. Apparently, gay relationships are bad, but no one can try to have a heterosexual relationship, either? Do liberals expect Republicans to be asexual? How would we procreate?
Some want to call Mr. Alexander a flip-flopper. They suggest that there's something dishonorable since he was a Democrat who changed parties when the wind shifted and it became politically advantageous in his district to be a Republican. I call this reassessment, when done by a conservative, to be wisdom. If done by a lib, it would, of course, be flip-flopping.
Mr. Alexander is an honorable, pro-procreation, protector of conservative American values. These baseless attacks show where the dishonor lies - with the libs.
Congressman Alexander, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Representative Rodney Alexander (R-LA) has had a difficult month. First, he's held a central role in the liberal-instigated Mark Foley scandal. Sure, he was informed of what had happened, but as this man of the people noted, he passed those "i-mails" along. What more would we expect someone to do with an "i-mail"?
Now, it seems, Mr. Alexander's office is being sued for sexual harassment. I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., am not sure what people want from the Honorable Rodney Alexander. Apparently, gay relationships are bad, but no one can try to have a heterosexual relationship, either? Do liberals expect Republicans to be asexual? How would we procreate?
Some want to call Mr. Alexander a flip-flopper. They suggest that there's something dishonorable since he was a Democrat who changed parties when the wind shifted and it became politically advantageous in his district to be a Republican. I call this reassessment, when done by a conservative, to be wisdom. If done by a lib, it would, of course, be flip-flopping.
Mr. Alexander is an honorable, pro-procreation, protector of conservative American values. These baseless attacks show where the dishonor lies - with the libs.
Congressman Alexander, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 6:34 PM
2 Comments:
You have to remember, being a Republican, Alexander obviously has God on his side, and I'm sure it was God's will for him to do this. And who are we to question God's will? Only those liberal hippies would do that!
cd,
You're as correct as correct could be. The Republicans are truly divinely-inspired, yet the Godless liberal elite still impugn their motives.
Welcome, and come back often!
Liberal atheists, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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