Safer with the Stroke of a Pen!
Dear Readers,
Today, our divinely-inspired President signed an anti-terrorism bill into law. This law will allow us to interrogate and prosecute terrorists, after the liberal-activist Supreme Court declared the military tribunals we used to be unconstitutional. Congress (i.e., the Republicans) and our President vowed that we will fight them there rather than fight them here. Thankfully, real Americans are looking out for real Americans.
Now, the west-coast, liberal elite, Constitution and Magna Carta mongerers like to point out that this new law is no more Constitutional than the tribunals the Court previously struck down. They point to the fact that, essentially, anyone W or Donald Rumsfeld deem to be enemy combatants can be prosecuted under this law. Further, they point to the suspension of the Great Writ, habeas corpus, as a violation of human rights and dignity and our rights under the Rule of Law. Finally, they want to coddle terrorists by saying truth-seeking processes such as water-boarding are somehow bad.
You see, dear readers, these liberals want us to be attacked. Rather than protect our interests, they want to cower in order to create a unified world, run by the Islamofascists. We can't let this happen. Thankfully, W pulled on his cowboy boots, rode into Congress, and told them there's a new sheriff in town - and Congress better follow or get the hell out of the way. Luckily, they followed his lead, and now we're safer.
W, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Today, our divinely-inspired President signed an anti-terrorism bill into law. This law will allow us to interrogate and prosecute terrorists, after the liberal-activist Supreme Court declared the military tribunals we used to be unconstitutional. Congress (i.e., the Republicans) and our President vowed that we will fight them there rather than fight them here. Thankfully, real Americans are looking out for real Americans.
Now, the west-coast, liberal elite, Constitution and Magna Carta mongerers like to point out that this new law is no more Constitutional than the tribunals the Court previously struck down. They point to the fact that, essentially, anyone W or Donald Rumsfeld deem to be enemy combatants can be prosecuted under this law. Further, they point to the suspension of the Great Writ, habeas corpus, as a violation of human rights and dignity and our rights under the Rule of Law. Finally, they want to coddle terrorists by saying truth-seeking processes such as water-boarding are somehow bad.
You see, dear readers, these liberals want us to be attacked. Rather than protect our interests, they want to cower in order to create a unified world, run by the Islamofascists. We can't let this happen. Thankfully, W pulled on his cowboy boots, rode into Congress, and told them there's a new sheriff in town - and Congress better follow or get the hell out of the way. Luckily, they followed his lead, and now we're safer.
W, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 9:17 PM
2 Comments:
Hello Theo
I randomly found your site and just had to give in to the temptation.
I am a reformed Liberal and as such continue on with my strange sense of humor, but now it is at the expence of the Blue Dog states
Thank you
http://curbsideview.blogspot.com/2006/10/seen-any-strange-news-feeds-lately.html
Curbside View: In a world not too long ago and not so far away
Jake,
Welcome! It would be great to have your unique insight here, even though I may sometimes disagree with you in my quest to save our nation and support our divinely-inpsired President. Come back often!
And if you're interested in a link exchange, please let me know.
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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