Look What the Cat Dragged In

Dear Readers,

That commie, pinko, liberal traitor, Willington, is back. Naturally, he's still busy undermining our security by supporting liberal Democrats. If you're into that un-American stuff, check out his blog.

Also, readers, be sure to get in your questions for "Thursdays with Theodore," at teddytrumbles@yahoo.com.

Willington, why do you hate America?

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.