More Humor from the Godless Liberals

Dear Readers,

I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., have a good one for you today. As you all know, liberals hate religion and God. Now, however, they're pretending to like both. Obviously, this is little more than an election year ploy. But what would you expect from Liberals?

Now, the Commie Broadcasting System is reporting this, so take it with a grain of salt since they'll do anything to make liberals look better: hilarity. But let's accept it as face value, and look into this some more.

If the Bible teaches us anything, it's to support conservative values. Conservatives are the moral majority, of course. Now, the west-coast, liberal elite fake theologians want to claim that the Bible compels us to "love thy neighbor," and "to be thy brother's keeper." Then, they want to extend this to social programs, raising taxes to support the lazy. This is ridiculous.

To be religious means to make as much money as one can. Ever heard of the Protestant work ethic? And for that other favorite social issue of the liberals, have you forgotten the lesson of Sodom and Gomorrah. Libs, if you cared about religion, you'd become conservative. Period.

"Christian liberals," why do you hate God and America?

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.