Stephen Hawking, Another America-Hating Liberal
Dear Readers,
Recently, through the Yahoo Answers service, Stephen Hawking - that infamous west-coast, liberal elite astrophysicist at Cambridge - asked, "In a world that is in chaos politically, socially, and environmentally, how can the human race sustain another 100 years?" I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., recognize this as little more than the traditional west-coast, liberal elite bitching and moaning, while betraying their hatred for our divinely-inspired President, and I have little doubt that you've done the same. But let's look at this point by point.
Yes, the world is in political chaos, but only because the west-coast, liberal elite try to push their agenda on the rest of us. Liberalism is a set of failed ideas. The only way for us to progress and to continue to survive is to all adopt conservative values. The only way to move forward, dear readers, is to focus on the values and ideas of the past, and to embrace these and adopt them for the future!
Social chaos? The only social chaos is the unending crying of the liberals. Whether it's the west-coast, liberal elite in this country, the liberal Islamic fundamentalists, or liberal Palestinian militant groups, liberals are solely responsible for social unrest. If they would stop their whining and adopt conservative values, we'd solve this problem, too.
And finally, environmental chaos? Mr. Hawking, please, why don't you and the other west-coast, liberal elite tree huggers come down from your tree protests and try to step back into reality? I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., have discussed manifest destiny before, and I'll briefly mention it again. God has favored the U.S. of A., and it is our birthright to use the resources that God has given us, even if those resources are found in other parts of the world. It's more important to live comfortably than to coddle the environment, yet the west-coast, liberal elite would have you think otherwise.
Mr. Hawking, please, stick to myths such as black holes. For political, social, and environmental issues, listen to and support someone who knows a little bit more than you do - our divinely-inspired President.
Stephen Hawking, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Recently, through the Yahoo Answers service, Stephen Hawking - that infamous west-coast, liberal elite astrophysicist at Cambridge - asked, "In a world that is in chaos politically, socially, and environmentally, how can the human race sustain another 100 years?" I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., recognize this as little more than the traditional west-coast, liberal elite bitching and moaning, while betraying their hatred for our divinely-inspired President, and I have little doubt that you've done the same. But let's look at this point by point.
Yes, the world is in political chaos, but only because the west-coast, liberal elite try to push their agenda on the rest of us. Liberalism is a set of failed ideas. The only way for us to progress and to continue to survive is to all adopt conservative values. The only way to move forward, dear readers, is to focus on the values and ideas of the past, and to embrace these and adopt them for the future!
Social chaos? The only social chaos is the unending crying of the liberals. Whether it's the west-coast, liberal elite in this country, the liberal Islamic fundamentalists, or liberal Palestinian militant groups, liberals are solely responsible for social unrest. If they would stop their whining and adopt conservative values, we'd solve this problem, too.
And finally, environmental chaos? Mr. Hawking, please, why don't you and the other west-coast, liberal elite tree huggers come down from your tree protests and try to step back into reality? I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., have discussed manifest destiny before, and I'll briefly mention it again. God has favored the U.S. of A., and it is our birthright to use the resources that God has given us, even if those resources are found in other parts of the world. It's more important to live comfortably than to coddle the environment, yet the west-coast, liberal elite would have you think otherwise.
Mr. Hawking, please, stick to myths such as black holes. For political, social, and environmental issues, listen to and support someone who knows a little bit more than you do - our divinely-inspired President.
Stephen Hawking, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 2:03 PM
3 Comments:
I get tired of those foreign "know-it-alls" who have nothing better to do than bash America!
although Dr. Hawking was a great guest voice on the Simpsons (well, his box anyway!!!).
Couldn't agree more. He's just another example of the west-coast, liberal elite America bashers from Europe!
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