Tuesday, June 24, 2008

A Modern Rosa Parks

Dear Readers,

Ol' Teddy is willing to admit that we still have a race problem in this country. However, what I can't understand is why people fighting for racial equality get hammered by the west-coast, liberal elite, Aryan-lovers for their efforts? Don't the liberals claim to want racial equality?

Take, for instance, a modern Freedom Fighter, Don Imus, friend of this blog. Now, Mr. Imus is no stranger to controversy for his efforts to bring about racial equality. This new controversy, however, is ridiculous!

Libs, get off of your high horse. Imus merely asked what color a man who was repeatedly arrested was, and upon being informed that the individual is African-American, responded, "There you go. Now we know." How could anybody consider that to be racist?

Today, Mr. Imus explained that his comments were sarcastically attacking racial profiling. Obviously. Yet, this hero of racial equality is now being vilified as supposedly being racist for such statements. What have we come to, when we fail to accept such nonsensical, after-the-fact explanations as that offered by Mr. Imus? Why won't we let a man try to salvage his career with such a far-fetched story? He even used the iron-clad "but I have a black friend [producers]" defense!

Freedom weeps, dear readers. Mr. Imus obviously merely intended to make a point that racial profiling is bad. Now, he will forever be known as a racist. Way to go, libs.

People who see racism in racist statements, why do you hate America?

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

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