Thursdays with Theodore, Episode 4/10/08
Dear Readers,
Welcome to this week's edition of "Thursdays with Theodore!" To the mail bag...
Emerson writes:
"Dear Mr. Trumblebunks, I, Esq.,
What do you think of Gen. Petraeus' testimony this week?"
Emerson, thank you for your very timely submission. I thought that Gen. Petraeus' testimony was mesmerizing. The way he essentially said that we'll never be able to leave Iraq brought a tear to my red, white, and blue heart. We're going to stay until Iraq is peaceful, even if it takes a million years! Luckily, with my boy Sen. McCain as President, we'll have a Commander in Chief who will be committed to staying there a million years!
Dear General Petraeus, Sen. McCain, and Emerson, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Welcome to this week's edition of "Thursdays with Theodore!" To the mail bag...
Emerson writes:
"Dear Mr. Trumblebunks, I, Esq.,
What do you think of Gen. Petraeus' testimony this week?"
Emerson, thank you for your very timely submission. I thought that Gen. Petraeus' testimony was mesmerizing. The way he essentially said that we'll never be able to leave Iraq brought a tear to my red, white, and blue heart. We're going to stay until Iraq is peaceful, even if it takes a million years! Luckily, with my boy Sen. McCain as President, we'll have a Commander in Chief who will be committed to staying there a million years!
Dear General Petraeus, Sen. McCain, and Emerson, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: General David Petraeus, Iraq War, John McCain, Thursdays with Theodore
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