The Non-Importance of the Interwebs
Dear Readers,
My boy, Sen. John McCain, has recently come under fire for some comments he made regarding The Google. When asked if he prefers Macs or PCs, soon-to-be President McCain said that he prefers neither and is a computer illiterate. God bless him.
You see, dear readers, by not being bothered with the Internet tubes, Sen. McCain can focus instead on continuing the Iraq War for 100 years. Furthermore, he doesn't have to be bothered with bad news or polls showing overwhelming disapproval ratings like W has to deal with. Sen. McCain can spend his time, instead, focusing on working with Congress to pass beers he likes.
Ignorance is bliss, dear readers, and in the 21st century, nothing could be more ignorant than willfully choosing not to know how to use a computer. Here's to you, President McCain, the most blissful man alive!
President McCain, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
My boy, Sen. John McCain, has recently come under fire for some comments he made regarding The Google. When asked if he prefers Macs or PCs, soon-to-be President McCain said that he prefers neither and is a computer illiterate. God bless him.
You see, dear readers, by not being bothered with the Internet tubes, Sen. McCain can focus instead on continuing the Iraq War for 100 years. Furthermore, he doesn't have to be bothered with bad news or polls showing overwhelming disapproval ratings like W has to deal with. Sen. McCain can spend his time, instead, focusing on working with Congress to pass beers he likes.
Ignorance is bliss, dear readers, and in the 21st century, nothing could be more ignorant than willfully choosing not to know how to use a computer. Here's to you, President McCain, the most blissful man alive!
President McCain, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: Internet, John McCain
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 10:41 PM
2 Comments:
Do you want to know why I left the GOP?
Jack X
Well, obviously it's because you hate America. But, do tell, please, Jack X!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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