The Covert Threat

Dear Readers,

It's no surprise that Rachael Ray is the greatest threat facing this country. Luckily for us, patriot Michelle Malkin has unearthed conclusive proof of this fact. To you, Ms. Malkin, I say kudos.

Folks, look more closely at the picture:



If that doesn't scream "I coddle terrorists," then I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., don't know what does. Compare it to this kefiyah:



Aside from the differences in patterns, and the difference in the fringe, and the fact that one is worn on the head and the other is worn around the neck as a scarf, there is no discernible difference between the two!

Ms. Malkin, thank you for pointing out this support for terrorists that the west-coast, liberal elite, America-haters have been trying to sneak right beneath our noses! Ms. Malkin, thank you for loving America!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.