Time to Do Our Part
Dear Readers,
If you've paid attention to the news the last few days, you know that the price of oil has jumped to over $84 a barrel. What is the result? Big Oil is hurting, and profits are falling. This is a dangerous situation.
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times - our economy goes as Big Oil goes. If they're hurting, we will be, too. We must affect the market. Folks, rather than avoiding filling up, you must flll up every time your needle leaves "F". By artifically affecting the demand side of the curve (hey, it's ok to affect the free market to drive prices UP, just not for the government to artificially lower prices), we'll drive prices up, which will drive profits up, which will make our economy BOOM (if you ignore the housing foreclosure crisis). Happy times will be here again!
Dear Big Oil, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
If you've paid attention to the news the last few days, you know that the price of oil has jumped to over $84 a barrel. What is the result? Big Oil is hurting, and profits are falling. This is a dangerous situation.
If I've said it once, I've said it a million times - our economy goes as Big Oil goes. If they're hurting, we will be, too. We must affect the market. Folks, rather than avoiding filling up, you must flll up every time your needle leaves "F". By artifically affecting the demand side of the curve (hey, it's ok to affect the free market to drive prices UP, just not for the government to artificially lower prices), we'll drive prices up, which will drive profits up, which will make our economy BOOM (if you ignore the housing foreclosure crisis). Happy times will be here again!
Dear Big Oil, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: Big Oil, Gas Prices
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 9:46 PM
1 Comments:
You crazy SOB...you and your neocon friends--get the hell out of the Republican party. We don't want you...and I know the Democrats kicked you out after Vietnam, so just go away!
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