Thursdays with Theodore, Episode 8/30/07
Dear Readers,
Welcome to another englightening episode of "Thursdays with Theodore!" To the mail satchel . . .
Jack X writes:
Dear Teddy,
Do you think a gubernatorial candidate has a chance of winning if A) he switched parties twice (Democrat to Republican to Democrat again) and B) in many of his commercials, walks around with a cardboard cutout of the frontrunner?
Jack X
Jack X, I'd say so. He doesn't look like one of them Islamofascists, and as the '03 election showed, that's all that us security-lovin' Americans care about!
Dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Welcome to another englightening episode of "Thursdays with Theodore!" To the mail satchel . . .
Jack X writes:
Dear Teddy,
Do you think a gubernatorial candidate has a chance of winning if A) he switched parties twice (Democrat to Republican to Democrat again) and B) in many of his commercials, walks around with a cardboard cutout of the frontrunner?
Jack X
Jack X, I'd say so. He doesn't look like one of them Islamofascists, and as the '03 election showed, that's all that us security-lovin' Americans care about!
Dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 8:18 PM
2 Comments:
Look what I found!!!
Want to analyze it?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=llJlbjE0Izs
Jack X
Jack X,
Everyone knows Olbermann is just an America-hater. Why should we be surprised? Our divinely-inspired President loves America, and that's good enough for me.
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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