Thursdays with Theodore, Episode 10/4/07

Dear Readers,

Welcome to this week's episode of "Thursdays with Theodore!" To the mail receptacle...

Louis writes:

Dear Dr. Trumblebunks, I, Esq., C.P.A.,

What do you think of the latest Larry Craig news?

-Louis

Louis, thanks for the email. I know that Sen. Craig's request to withdraw his guilty plea was denied by a liberal activist judge. But this not-gay Senator has vowed to remain in office. I support not-gay Senator Craig, and urge all Republicans to grow a spine that is straight as an arrow, like not-gay Sen. Craig.

Dear readers, thank you for loving America!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.