Make Up Your Mind, Libs
Dear Readers,
They're at it again. Yep, the old flip-flop Dems are back. You see, a new article came out about some species being on the verge of extinction. The pro-evolution, anti-God crowd is complaining about species supposedly going extinct.
What makes this ironic, you see, is that the evolution crowd base their little theory on the notion that certain species go extinct as adaptations are made and new species emerge. In those instances, extinction is good. But now, because I like to drive a big truck, I'm supposedly evil because a few monkeys are dying?
Which is it, libs - extinction is natural, or extinction is bad? Make up your minds. And you wonder why your little monkey-man theory has no support or respect!
Dear pro-evolution crowd, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
They're at it again. Yep, the old flip-flop Dems are back. You see, a new article came out about some species being on the verge of extinction. The pro-evolution, anti-God crowd is complaining about species supposedly going extinct.
What makes this ironic, you see, is that the evolution crowd base their little theory on the notion that certain species go extinct as adaptations are made and new species emerge. In those instances, extinction is good. But now, because I like to drive a big truck, I'm supposedly evil because a few monkeys are dying?
Which is it, libs - extinction is natural, or extinction is bad? Make up your minds. And you wonder why your little monkey-man theory has no support or respect!
Dear pro-evolution crowd, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: Darwin, Evolution, Extinction
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 7:38 PM
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