Sunday, October 14, 2007

Seriously? Turkey?

Dear Readers,

Although old Teddy has been a little out of the loop lately, I do know that Turkey has been raising a lot of ruckus? Are we really going to take this from Turkey? We've already got our equipment just next door in Iraq. Let's just bomb them back to the Stone Age while we're there and solve all of our problems.

Yes, yes, the west-coast, liberal elite, peace-coddlers will oppose this, but history has taught us that, when somebody is giving you lip, you have to eradicate the problem. End of discussion.

Turkey, why do you hate America?

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.

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