Go Get 'Em, Senator Craig
Dear Readers,
Not-gay Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) is continuing to fight the west-coast, liberal elite, pro-gay-bathroom sex crowd. Today, he filed an appeal to challenge a local judge's recent refusal to allow him to withdraw his guilty plea. I say go get 'em, Sen. Craig. We're behind you in a totally heterosexual kind of way.
You see, dear readers, nothing would help the Dems more than to catch a clearly not-gay Republican Senator engaged in a gay extramarital tryst. They'd try to say that we, the pro-family values crowd, are nothing but hypocrites. Even some Republicans contend that not-gay Senator Craig is hurting the party by prolonging his fight.
Folks, this is America. When it comes to Republican Congressmen, we have a presumption of innocent until proven guilty. Just because some liberal policemen have accused not-gay Sen. Craig of engaging in lewd behavior in an airport bathroom, and he pleaded guilty to it, that doesn't mean he's guilty. It just means he should be able to withdraw that plea whenever he'd like to, and have his day in court.
Not-gay Senator Craig, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Not-gay Senator Larry Craig (R-ID) is continuing to fight the west-coast, liberal elite, pro-gay-bathroom sex crowd. Today, he filed an appeal to challenge a local judge's recent refusal to allow him to withdraw his guilty plea. I say go get 'em, Sen. Craig. We're behind you in a totally heterosexual kind of way.
You see, dear readers, nothing would help the Dems more than to catch a clearly not-gay Republican Senator engaged in a gay extramarital tryst. They'd try to say that we, the pro-family values crowd, are nothing but hypocrites. Even some Republicans contend that not-gay Senator Craig is hurting the party by prolonging his fight.
Folks, this is America. When it comes to Republican Congressmen, we have a presumption of innocent until proven guilty. Just because some liberal policemen have accused not-gay Sen. Craig of engaging in lewd behavior in an airport bathroom, and he pleaded guilty to it, that doesn't mean he's guilty. It just means he should be able to withdraw that plea whenever he'd like to, and have his day in court.
Not-gay Senator Craig, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: Family Values, Republican Values, Senator Larry Craig
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 6:49 PM
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