The Sky is Falling

Dear Readers,

In a series of events that occurred so fast my head is still spinning, Alberto has now joined Karl in "wanting to spend more time with his family." What will we do without these patriots? These heroes? These freedom lovers?

It's a dark time for old Teddy. Keep me in your prayers.

Alberto and Karl, why did you abandon me and America?

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.