That's Not Straight-Talkin'
Dear Readers,
Ol' Rudy is really digging himself a hole. He's tip-toeing around on the issue of abortion, trying to please anyone and everyone. Everybody knows, that, that Rudy is a baby killer, and he's going to hell. Ol' Rudy is just another member of the west-coast, liberal elite, babykillofascists.
What is the solution to this dilemma? A man of courage. A man of conviction, no matter what the evidence tells him. A man who jokes about bombing Iran and setting IED's under the desks of talk show hosts. A man for all seasons, who will go whichever way the wind is blowing, but is at least not as surreptitious about it as Ol' Rudy. What do we need?
John McCain, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Ol' Rudy is really digging himself a hole. He's tip-toeing around on the issue of abortion, trying to please anyone and everyone. Everybody knows, that, that Rudy is a baby killer, and he's going to hell. Ol' Rudy is just another member of the west-coast, liberal elite, babykillofascists.
What is the solution to this dilemma? A man of courage. A man of conviction, no matter what the evidence tells him. A man who jokes about bombing Iran and setting IED's under the desks of talk show hosts. A man for all seasons, who will go whichever way the wind is blowing, but is at least not as surreptitious about it as Ol' Rudy. What do we need?
John McCain, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: John McCain, Rudy, Straight Talk Express
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 10:43 PM
3 Comments:
I'm more of a Ron Paul supporter--there's a traditional Republican there along the lines of Barry Goldwater. He's also an OBGYN, too, if that helps...
Jack X
Well, I won't comment on McCain's "loving America" but I can sure say that he's "loving" W in that picture.
ok, another question, Ted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQYIHQvhIk0
What do you think of Mrs. Clinton's singing and minor butchering of the national anthem?
Cheers,
Jack X
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