A Slight Pause in the Action, Dear Readers
Dear Readers,
Old Teddy's brain is being measured and tested every which way. Hopefully, this time, the liberals will let old Teddy enlist to kill him some Islamofascists. In the meantime, however . . .
Dear readers, as much as I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., never thought I'd say this, the run-off in the French presidential election is very important. It pits a conservative versus a Socialist - i.e., good vs. evil. Naturally, we must pray to ensure that the conservative candidate wins, but, of course, we know that God won't let evil win. So, to the Commie, I say this - give up now, and save yourself some grief!
Also, while I'm at it, did anyone notice how well Alberto performed last week under the Democratic Inquisition? He made darn sure he didn't provide any controversial answers, being forthright enough to admit that he could not recall an answer a total of 71 times - talk about honest! Our divinely-inspired President has given him his blessing, and that's good enough for Old Teddy!
Dear readers, I will converse with you again soon. Until then, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Old Teddy's brain is being measured and tested every which way. Hopefully, this time, the liberals will let old Teddy enlist to kill him some Islamofascists. In the meantime, however . . .
Dear readers, as much as I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., never thought I'd say this, the run-off in the French presidential election is very important. It pits a conservative versus a Socialist - i.e., good vs. evil. Naturally, we must pray to ensure that the conservative candidate wins, but, of course, we know that God won't let evil win. So, to the Commie, I say this - give up now, and save yourself some grief!
Also, while I'm at it, did anyone notice how well Alberto performed last week under the Democratic Inquisition? He made darn sure he didn't provide any controversial answers, being forthright enough to admit that he could not recall an answer a total of 71 times - talk about honest! Our divinely-inspired President has given him his blessing, and that's good enough for Old Teddy!
Dear readers, I will converse with you again soon. Until then, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: Alberto Gonzales, Divinely-Inspired President, France
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