Why Do the Dems Hate Our Troops?

Dear Readers,

It's no secret that the west-coast, liberal elite hate our troops and would prefer that we have to fight the islamofascists here rather than fighting them there. It's also well known that they have refused to fund the troops, and only the President and the Republicans support our troops and want funding for them. Never mind that the House and Senate have both passed funding bills to be sent to the President. And, never mind that our divinely-inspired President, by promising to veto, would actually be the one denying the funding. What's important here is that the Democrats, by refusing to comply with all of the President's demands, even though they're actually serving the will of the public, are the evil ones.

Therefore, we need a compromise. And by compromise, I mean that the Democrats need to give in to all of W's demands. Otherwise, they're the ones hating our troops because they'll be the ones trying to bring them home. We're fighting them there so we don't have to fight them here. If we leave, they'll follow us here. These colors don't run.

Democrats trying to fund our troops and bring them home, why do you hate America?

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.