Now, the Defeatocrats Have REALLY Done it!
Dear Readers,
The Defeatocrats have really done it this time. Old Teddy is so mad, he's fuming! Those terrorist-coddlers have passed a bill and sent it along to President Bush that both funds the troops and sets a timeline for bringing them home, a measure that the vast majority of Americans support. Real Americans, such as Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., however, heartily oppose this measure.
Why, you ask? Because we have to fight them there so we don't have to fight them here. 9/11 changed everything. Abandoning a futile war is pre-9/11 thinking. These colors don't run. We can't cut the military's momentum out from underneath them.
I know, dear readers, that the Defeatocrats' plan sounds enticing. Deep down, though, it's treasonous. That's right. I'm not scared to say it.
Defeatocrats and Republican turncoats, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
The Defeatocrats have really done it this time. Old Teddy is so mad, he's fuming! Those terrorist-coddlers have passed a bill and sent it along to President Bush that both funds the troops and sets a timeline for bringing them home, a measure that the vast majority of Americans support. Real Americans, such as Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., however, heartily oppose this measure.
Why, you ask? Because we have to fight them there so we don't have to fight them here. 9/11 changed everything. Abandoning a futile war is pre-9/11 thinking. These colors don't run. We can't cut the military's momentum out from underneath them.
I know, dear readers, that the Defeatocrats' plan sounds enticing. Deep down, though, it's treasonous. That's right. I'm not scared to say it.
Defeatocrats and Republican turncoats, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: Defeatocrats, Terrorist-coddlers, Troop Withdrawal
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 10:13 PM
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