Raise that Threat Level a Notch, Mr. Chertoff - We're Under Attack
Dear Readers,
Today, a dastardly terror plot was foiled. Six Islamofascists who wanted to kill soldiers in New Jersey at Fort Dix were arrested. These terrorists were cunning - they planned to infiltrate the base as pizza delivery men. They also recorded their preparations and brought the tape to a store to be transferred to a DVD. Luckily, we stopped these cretins just in the nick of time.
Now, the west-coast, liberal elite, fact-mongerers are arguing that these people were bumbling idiots incapable of carrying out their plot. They point to the fact that they brought the tape to the video store, that their training included paintball practice, and that their surveillance at the base came from one who delivered pizzas. Honestly, though, what do you expect from the terrorist-coddling Dems?
As an FBI agent put it best: "Today we dodged a bullet." Truer words have never been spoken!
Homeland Security, thank you for loving and protecting America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Today, a dastardly terror plot was foiled. Six Islamofascists who wanted to kill soldiers in New Jersey at Fort Dix were arrested. These terrorists were cunning - they planned to infiltrate the base as pizza delivery men. They also recorded their preparations and brought the tape to a store to be transferred to a DVD. Luckily, we stopped these cretins just in the nick of time.
Now, the west-coast, liberal elite, fact-mongerers are arguing that these people were bumbling idiots incapable of carrying out their plot. They point to the fact that they brought the tape to the video store, that their training included paintball practice, and that their surveillance at the base came from one who delivered pizzas. Honestly, though, what do you expect from the terrorist-coddling Dems?
As an FBI agent put it best: "Today we dodged a bullet." Truer words have never been spoken!
Homeland Security, thank you for loving and protecting America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Labels: Homeland Security, Islamofascists, Terrorist-coddlers
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 8:23 PM
2 Comments:
Gotta love th'm Homeland Security guys...foiling all these plots. I'm sure they have foiled many a plot that the liberal media hasn't gotten its hands on, which is probably why they don't have more hype than they do at the present.
Don't forget Scotland Yard--didn't they foil that airplane plot with liquid bombs last August?
Jack X
Dear Jack X,
Right on. This was some intricate terror ring, I tell ya!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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