Thursdays with Theodore, episode 12/21/06
Dear Readers,
Welcome to this week's episode of "Thursdays with Theodore!" Off to the mailbag...
Jack X writes:
Judging by the annual War on Christmas, do you think businesses are doing better or worse by "combating" this war?
I mean, do you think the political correctness with the season has been better or worse than in years past?
Jack, that one is easy: much, much worse. I have yet to see a nativity scene displayed in or around a business. All I see are snowflakes, and snowmen. The secular progressives are winning, but we're working hard to turn the tide. Teddy's Troopers are truly changing the world.
Jack X also writes:
Also, do you know of any good patriotic Christmas songs/carols? Just curious.
Jack, since we are a nation built on Christianity, all true Christmas songs are also patriotic. If you hear an edit to "happy holidays" or "season's greetings," then it's anti-American. Otherwise, you're good to go.
Dear readers, Merry Christmas! And, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Welcome to this week's episode of "Thursdays with Theodore!" Off to the mailbag...
Jack X writes:
Judging by the annual War on Christmas, do you think businesses are doing better or worse by "combating" this war?
I mean, do you think the political correctness with the season has been better or worse than in years past?
Jack, that one is easy: much, much worse. I have yet to see a nativity scene displayed in or around a business. All I see are snowflakes, and snowmen. The secular progressives are winning, but we're working hard to turn the tide. Teddy's Troopers are truly changing the world.
Jack X also writes:
Also, do you know of any good patriotic Christmas songs/carols? Just curious.
Jack, since we are a nation built on Christianity, all true Christmas songs are also patriotic. If you hear an edit to "happy holidays" or "season's greetings," then it's anti-American. Otherwise, you're good to go.
Dear readers, Merry Christmas! And, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 7:13 PM
2 Comments:
Actually, you bring up a point. I haven't seen a nativity scene anywhere around town. I guess the only resorts would be around churches to see one. How sad. Usually, if you walked into a store, you'd be certain to see one on display somewhere. I remember a Mr. Bean Christmas episode where he walked into a British store and started playing with the nativity, which was humorous. Diet damn secular liberal/progressives. I guess we should blame Jane Fonda and Donald Sutherland for convincing Fonda to get involved in politics.
Jack X,
Exactly. Who else would possibly be to blame? That certainly seems most logical.
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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