Thursdays with Theodore, episode 12/14/06

Dear Readers,

Welcome to this week's "Thursdays with Theodore!" Thank you for your patience with this being a day late. On to the mail.

Maggie writes:

Dear Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.,

With the Christmas season upon us, what should wives buy their husbands in order to show them the respect and honor mandated in the Bible?

~Maggie

Maggie, thank you for the question, and thank you for recognizing that this is the CHRISTMAS season. First of all, if you want your husband to smell great, make sure to get him some of the new Daytona 500 cologne:



Secondly, I advise some KFC gift cards. That way, he can load up on some Famous Bowls and really build a manly physique to drive you wild.

Finally, you really should go ahead and get him some Daytona 500 tickets. What could be better?

And don't forget to doll yourself up on Christmas morning for him!

Maggie, and my other dear readers, thank you for loving America!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.