For Anyone on Your List
Dear Readers,
With the Christmas shopping season coming to a close soon, you may have some doubts as to what to get some people on your list. Fear not, folks, the good people at Sears have you covered. Who wouldn't want this item?
Dear readers, buy all of those real Americans on your list this 1:6 scale image of our divinely-inspired President in his most heroic pose to date! Alternatively, you know what you can get old Teddy for Christmas!
Sears, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
With the Christmas shopping season coming to a close soon, you may have some doubts as to what to get some people on your list. Fear not, folks, the good people at Sears have you covered. Who wouldn't want this item?
Dear readers, buy all of those real Americans on your list this 1:6 scale image of our divinely-inspired President in his most heroic pose to date! Alternatively, you know what you can get old Teddy for Christmas!
Sears, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 7:40 PM
2 Comments:
But...'r you serious? You are not jocking...you really mean you wanna buy this trash?
Does he have a button you press to send thousands of kids to their deaths and push his popularity down to record lows?
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