New Idea for Survivor
Dear Readers,
With the Communist Broadcasting System's hit "Survivor" about to enter its 14th season, the show needs a new twist so as to allow real Americans to somehow connect. My idea is "Survivor: Real America." For this show, 16 bleeding heart, west-coast, liberal elite, hate-America-first liberals will be dropped off in the Bible Belt with nothing but the clothes on their back. That's where the fun begins.
You see, dear readers, these liberals will have to do something that goes against their San Francisco values - they'll have to find a job and work to earn an honest living! Naturally, they'll be unable to continue. Watching them starve and squirm while looking for a handout will be television gold. Mark Burnett, are you listening?
Just make sure to put Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., in the credits!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
With the Communist Broadcasting System's hit "Survivor" about to enter its 14th season, the show needs a new twist so as to allow real Americans to somehow connect. My idea is "Survivor: Real America." For this show, 16 bleeding heart, west-coast, liberal elite, hate-America-first liberals will be dropped off in the Bible Belt with nothing but the clothes on their back. That's where the fun begins.
You see, dear readers, these liberals will have to do something that goes against their San Francisco values - they'll have to find a job and work to earn an honest living! Naturally, they'll be unable to continue. Watching them starve and squirm while looking for a handout will be television gold. Mark Burnett, are you listening?
Just make sure to put Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., in the credits!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 12:30 AM
1 Comments:
CBS is somewhat of a conundrum. I really hate Survivor, especially since it started the whole reality TV fad that just seems to start dying down a bit. Then again, it has "The Price is Right," which I adore dearly--it's saddening to see Bob Barker retire, but after seeing a lot of "senior moments" he has been having lately, it coulbe be for the best. They also had some good sitcoms, like "Everybody Loves Raymond" and some good old ones, like "Mary Tyler Moore" and "All in the Family" (God bless the great Archie Bunker!).
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