The Liberal Blogosphere is Out to Censor Old Teddy!
Dear Readers,
Daily, or as close to it as possible, I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., share news of the utmost importance with all of you and I guide each of you in becoming real Americans who will fight the west-coast, liberal elite, hate-America-first crowd. Naturally, these liberals fear my power. Try as they might, I ultimately tear down all of their liberal arguments with the truth.
Now, though, they're getting desperate! They want to censor old Teddy! Leave it to liberals to take out the name-calling and obscenity, calling me a "fanatic."
To quote our divinely-inspired President, "Bring it On!" Send me your comments. In fact, tomorrow is a new episode of "Thursdays with Theodore," so send all of your questions and observations to me at teddytrumbles@blogspot.com.
Dear readers, if loving America and songs about boots up asses is wrong, then you know that old Teddy doesn't want to be right! As always, dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Daily, or as close to it as possible, I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., share news of the utmost importance with all of you and I guide each of you in becoming real Americans who will fight the west-coast, liberal elite, hate-America-first crowd. Naturally, these liberals fear my power. Try as they might, I ultimately tear down all of their liberal arguments with the truth.
Now, though, they're getting desperate! They want to censor old Teddy! Leave it to liberals to take out the name-calling and obscenity, calling me a "fanatic."
To quote our divinely-inspired President, "Bring it On!" Send me your comments. In fact, tomorrow is a new episode of "Thursdays with Theodore," so send all of your questions and observations to me at teddytrumbles@blogspot.com.
Dear readers, if loving America and songs about boots up asses is wrong, then you know that old Teddy doesn't want to be right! As always, dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 10:53 PM
13 Comments:
Well, Teddy, First I want to wish you a very Merry Christmas, and I hope you make the yuletide is gay and that you don your gay apparel.
Judging by the annual War on Christmas, do you think businesses are doing better or worse by "combating" this war?
I mean, do you think the political correctness with the season has been better or worse than in years past?
Anyway, Merry Christmas.
Sincerely,
Jack X
Also, do you know of any good patriotic Christmas songs/carols? Just curious.
I know of one by Kenny Rogers called "Christmas in America," but I haven't heard it in years, and I think he did another song about Christmas in Kentucky. Know of anymore?
Where did you ever get the idea that anyone from "Swearing and Sweet Talk" was trying to censor you?
Just because he makes light of the glaring flaws in your "logic" doesn't mean he or any of us have a way of stopping you from voicing your opinions. Nor would we want you to stop.
But since you're in the mood to play the victim, what with the imaginary attack on christmas and all. Please continue to do so.
Happy holidays!
Orgum,
The idea came from the fact that I seem to be the only one refusing to be intellectually dishonest here.
The War on Christmas is not imaginary. If it was, Bill O'Reilly and John Gibson wouldn't be fighting it! The secular progressives are out to end Christmas by - errrr - wishing people "Season's Greetings" instead of "Merry Christmas!" It's a slippery slope from there.
Have you forgotten 9/11?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Would you fight an imaginary war if it got you ratings and sold books? I know I would. Heck let me here and now officially declar war on the war on St Patrick's day.
The taxing of green beer so I can't celebrate my holiday in style. The absolute lack of support of Shamrock shakes at McDonalds. Do you know that most McDonalds employees will stare at you like you have three heads if you ask for one? When was the last time you corrected someone for saying happy holidays and they had never heard of christmas?
Orgum,
You're really comparing apples and oranges here. Celebration of Christmas, unlike St. Patrick's Day, is mandated by the Bible.
And how dare you suggest that Bill and John are just in it for the ratings! Who on TV would possibly care only about ratings? That's just silly.
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
You just love Stephen Colbert don't you.
Orgum,
I used to like him for his support of conservative values, but earlier this year I developed a strong distaste for the guy because segments on his show would cover posts that I had made the previous day. Now, I don't actually believe someone on his staff is reading my blog to find news items, for I don't have THAT big of an ego, but it was awfully suspicious. Awfully, awfully suspicious.
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
F@#$ political correctness! I am wearly that I will inadvertantly hurt someones feeling. From now on I will say whatever I want.
So there!
MMMMMM! That felt pretty good!
JB
That probably should have said 'weary', my bad
Thank you, JB! Finally, some reason in here, in light of all of the personal attacks I'm taking from these liberals!
Merry Christmas to you and yours!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Franklin's Warriors Unite! That's right Trumblebunks, my calls have finally been answered and the liberals are all coming down on you now. You've been exposed for the hack that you are. Feel the pain!
Willington,
Fear not. Old Teddy has destroyed liberals before, and will continue to do so. They're like roaches, really - you just have to keep squishing them when they come out of the woodwork!
Willington, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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