Thank You, Heisman Committee!
Dear Readers,
This past weekend was, to say the least, quite refreshing. All of you who follow college football know that the Heisman Trophy was awarded on Saturday. It was supposed to be a two-horse race, between a Notre Dame papist quarterback and an Ohio State quarterback. Luckily, it wasn't that close.
The Committee was prescient enough not to award the papist. To hammer home the point, the papist finished third! No sir, the award went to the quarterback of a school in a true red state, Troy Smith of Ohio State. I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., applaud the Heisman Committee for giving this award to a real American.
And who better embodies what a student-athlete should be than Troy Smith? Just two years ago, he was caught accepting $5,000 from a booster. But he's persevered by playing with the most talented team in the country. Talk about overcoming adversity! He's everything we should want our young people to be.
Heisman Committee, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
This past weekend was, to say the least, quite refreshing. All of you who follow college football know that the Heisman Trophy was awarded on Saturday. It was supposed to be a two-horse race, between a Notre Dame papist quarterback and an Ohio State quarterback. Luckily, it wasn't that close.
The Committee was prescient enough not to award the papist. To hammer home the point, the papist finished third! No sir, the award went to the quarterback of a school in a true red state, Troy Smith of Ohio State. I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., applaud the Heisman Committee for giving this award to a real American.
And who better embodies what a student-athlete should be than Troy Smith? Just two years ago, he was caught accepting $5,000 from a booster. But he's persevered by playing with the most talented team in the country. Talk about overcoming adversity! He's everything we should want our young people to be.
Heisman Committee, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 2:45 PM
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