If We Give in, the Terrorists Win
Dear Readers,
Well, it's happened. Our bravest diplomat, John Bolton, is stepping down. Why, you ask? Because the terrorist-coddling, America-hating, west-coast, liberal elite whined so much that he realized his stepping down would be the only way for his beloved country to move forward.
Why is it that the liberals hate Mr. Bolton? Well, the west-coast, liberal elite, conservative-diplomat-haters suggested that it's somehow a bad thing for a U.N. diplomat to have suggested that the U.N. would be just as effective if a lot of the building/group was destroyed. Somehow, they believe it hurts America for an American diplomat to hate the group where he or she represents the U.S. In addition, Senate Republicans (these were, of course, liberal wolves in sheep's clothing) accused Bolton of being a jerk to his subordinates and a kiss-up to his superiors - in essence, not diplomatic.
In reality, Bolton was the perfect U.N. diplomat. Since the U.S. is the strongest nation in the world, we needed someone to slap around our inferior nations there. It's a shame the liberals have force him out. Our freedom has taken a hit today. The terrorist-coddling liberals have won this round.
Mr. Bolton, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Well, it's happened. Our bravest diplomat, John Bolton, is stepping down. Why, you ask? Because the terrorist-coddling, America-hating, west-coast, liberal elite whined so much that he realized his stepping down would be the only way for his beloved country to move forward.
Why is it that the liberals hate Mr. Bolton? Well, the west-coast, liberal elite, conservative-diplomat-haters suggested that it's somehow a bad thing for a U.N. diplomat to have suggested that the U.N. would be just as effective if a lot of the building/group was destroyed. Somehow, they believe it hurts America for an American diplomat to hate the group where he or she represents the U.S. In addition, Senate Republicans (these were, of course, liberal wolves in sheep's clothing) accused Bolton of being a jerk to his subordinates and a kiss-up to his superiors - in essence, not diplomatic.
In reality, Bolton was the perfect U.N. diplomat. Since the U.S. is the strongest nation in the world, we needed someone to slap around our inferior nations there. It's a shame the liberals have force him out. Our freedom has taken a hit today. The terrorist-coddling liberals have won this round.
Mr. Bolton, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 7:54 PM
2 Comments:
Tis very sad indeed to see such a fine man step down from such an important post.
The question now is, who will replace him? Maybe you could address this in your 'Thursdays with Theodore'.
PS: please forgive my ignorance if the above matter has already been settled. I've heard nothing of it here in Japan, and have not been able to find anything on the net.
eyechan,
No worries. I'll clear the whole situation up, and you'll have question #1 in this week's "Thursdays with Theodore!"
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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