Toby on Colbert Tonight!
Dear Readers,
I have heard that my hero, Mr. Toby Keith, will be on "The Colbert Report" tonight! Talk about two Americans putting some boots up liberal asses! Make sure you tune in!
Thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
I have heard that my hero, Mr. Toby Keith, will be on "The Colbert Report" tonight! Talk about two Americans putting some boots up liberal asses! Make sure you tune in!
Thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 9:44 PM
4 Comments:
I support the troops, it's just a shame that they are given vague missions that just seem to meander around and around where the money can be spent better--whether on education or better terror-combating operations back home.
We're fighting them there so we don't have to fight them here. Things changed on 9/11. Why do you wish to appease the terrorists?
Why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Thank you very much. I made a bet with a friend that you would say the phrase "why do you hate America" in my response. Thanks to you, I won $10. I promise to share that with you....oh, by the way, my three favorite people in this world are: Michael Moore, the Dixie Chicks, and Keith Olbermann.
Hey, I simply speak the truth. If you hate America, you hate America. And that's unfortunate.
Glad I could help, though!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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