Leave it to Liberals - Coddling the Terrorists
Dear Readers,
Today, our divinely-inspired President was forced, as a result of liberal pressure, to acknowledge our clandestine terrorist incapacitation centers throughout the world. As if we needed more evidence that liberals would rather that we have to fight them here than fight them there, liberal activist judges first ruled the military tribunals of Gitmo illegal and the west-coast, liberal elite, human rights activists have now forced us to disclose this tool in the War on Terror. If anything happens, the blood will be on their hands.
These terrorists hate us for our freedom. Apparently liberals do, too. Our divinely-inspired President and his Administration are doing all they can to keep us safe, yet they keep facing obstacles from obstructionist Americans. If 2/3 of Americans believe a foolish thing, such as that the War on Terror is not keeping us safe, it's still a foolish thing!
Dear readers, make sure to watch "The Path to 9/11" this Sunday, to see our divinely-inspired President vindicated for 9/11, and the blame placed solely where it should be - on that liberal, Bill Clinton. Now, west-coast, liberal elite intelligence officials from both Clinton and Bush's administrations have said this movie is simply packed with lies, but don't listen to them. Listen to your heart - which will tell you it's all Bill Clinton's fault.
Terrorist-coddling liberals, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Today, our divinely-inspired President was forced, as a result of liberal pressure, to acknowledge our clandestine terrorist incapacitation centers throughout the world. As if we needed more evidence that liberals would rather that we have to fight them here than fight them there, liberal activist judges first ruled the military tribunals of Gitmo illegal and the west-coast, liberal elite, human rights activists have now forced us to disclose this tool in the War on Terror. If anything happens, the blood will be on their hands.
These terrorists hate us for our freedom. Apparently liberals do, too. Our divinely-inspired President and his Administration are doing all they can to keep us safe, yet they keep facing obstacles from obstructionist Americans. If 2/3 of Americans believe a foolish thing, such as that the War on Terror is not keeping us safe, it's still a foolish thing!
Dear readers, make sure to watch "The Path to 9/11" this Sunday, to see our divinely-inspired President vindicated for 9/11, and the blame placed solely where it should be - on that liberal, Bill Clinton. Now, west-coast, liberal elite intelligence officials from both Clinton and Bush's administrations have said this movie is simply packed with lies, but don't listen to them. Listen to your heart - which will tell you it's all Bill Clinton's fault.
Terrorist-coddling liberals, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 6:58 PM
6 Comments:
Touche!!!!
Safe my ass! There seems to be a global misunderstanding as to what safe really means.
It will be interesting to see what unfolds in the show.
Teddy, when do we get to see the Documentary on Ronald Reagan and how he helped build and strengthen terrorist networks?
jbwritergirl,
I'm glad to hear your posterior is well protected. You can thank our divinely-inspired President for that!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Willington,
Don't try to smear the legacy of RWR. I won't allow it.
Why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Reagan's name doesn't need smearing,he did a good job of it himself. America just didn't pay attention like we are now with Bush
Reagan took down the Soviet Union. Never forget that, Willington.
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