A Little Texas Tea!
Dear Readers,
A potentially huge supply of oil has been found in the Gulf of Mexico. As a result, our economy is about to take off. I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., have always said that when big oil does well, our economy does well. And we're in for good times.
Now, the west-coast, liberal elite environmentalists want to tell me that focusing so much on the Gulf, in light of last year's problems with Hurricane Katrina and the oil rigs already in the Gulf, is unwise. Further, they point to potential increased degradation of the environment, especially in terms of barrier islands that used to protect Gulf states from hurricanes, that may make these states even more vulnerable. And so on, and so on. They're whining never stops.
Dear readers, don't let these party poopers spoil your fun. Invest in Chevron stocks TODAY. Remember, a rising tide lifts all boats, and corporate profits trickle down to the poorest in our society - ALWAYS. Celebrate good times, dear readers!
Big oil, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
A potentially huge supply of oil has been found in the Gulf of Mexico. As a result, our economy is about to take off. I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., have always said that when big oil does well, our economy does well. And we're in for good times.
Now, the west-coast, liberal elite environmentalists want to tell me that focusing so much on the Gulf, in light of last year's problems with Hurricane Katrina and the oil rigs already in the Gulf, is unwise. Further, they point to potential increased degradation of the environment, especially in terms of barrier islands that used to protect Gulf states from hurricanes, that may make these states even more vulnerable. And so on, and so on. They're whining never stops.
Dear readers, don't let these party poopers spoil your fun. Invest in Chevron stocks TODAY. Remember, a rising tide lifts all boats, and corporate profits trickle down to the poorest in our society - ALWAYS. Celebrate good times, dear readers!
Big oil, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 7:46 PM
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