They've Forgotten the Lessons of 9/11
Dear Readers,
Yesterday, New Yorkers made Hillary Clinton and Elliot Spitzer the Democratic nominees for one U.S. Senate seat and the Governorship of New York, respectively, investing 80+% of the vote in each candidate. Both of these individuals are, of course, well known members of the west-coast, liberal elite, bow-down-to-the-terrorists-appeasers. You would think that the day after the 9/11 rememberance, New Yorkers might show a desire to protect themselves by voting for a pro-America, pro-security candidate. Leave it to Democratic New Yorkers to vote liberal, though.
Dear readers, these New Yorkers have clearly forgotten the lessons of 9/11 and the need for the war in Iraq. We're fighting them there so we don't have to fight them here. People in the middle of Kansas can see the need to protect New Yorkers by voting for pro-security candidates. It's very odd that New Yorkers themselves can't understand this.
I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., hereby propose a Constitutional Amendment to disenfranchise Democratic voters in places at risk of a terrorist attack. While this may seem extreme to some of you, trust me, this is absolutely necessary. New Yorkers clearly don't understand their own self-interests and need people in Wyoming to protect them. This ban would apply, of course, to Chicago, Los Angeles, Seattle, and Detroit as well. It's the only way to keep us safe. The people who live in those places have forgotten the lessons of 9/11.
Dear readers, join me in supporting this amendment right along with the anti-flag burning and anti-gay marriage amendments. Make America great, and help get God back on our side!
New York Democrats, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Yesterday, New Yorkers made Hillary Clinton and Elliot Spitzer the Democratic nominees for one U.S. Senate seat and the Governorship of New York, respectively, investing 80+% of the vote in each candidate. Both of these individuals are, of course, well known members of the west-coast, liberal elite, bow-down-to-the-terrorists-appeasers. You would think that the day after the 9/11 rememberance, New Yorkers might show a desire to protect themselves by voting for a pro-America, pro-security candidate. Leave it to Democratic New Yorkers to vote liberal, though.
Dear readers, these New Yorkers have clearly forgotten the lessons of 9/11 and the need for the war in Iraq. We're fighting them there so we don't have to fight them here. People in the middle of Kansas can see the need to protect New Yorkers by voting for pro-security candidates. It's very odd that New Yorkers themselves can't understand this.
I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., hereby propose a Constitutional Amendment to disenfranchise Democratic voters in places at risk of a terrorist attack. While this may seem extreme to some of you, trust me, this is absolutely necessary. New Yorkers clearly don't understand their own self-interests and need people in Wyoming to protect them. This ban would apply, of course, to Chicago, Los Angeles, Seattle, and Detroit as well. It's the only way to keep us safe. The people who live in those places have forgotten the lessons of 9/11.
Dear readers, join me in supporting this amendment right along with the anti-flag burning and anti-gay marriage amendments. Make America great, and help get God back on our side!
New York Democrats, why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 7:59 PM
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