Thursdays with Theodore, episode 8/31/06
Dear Readers,
Welcome to this week's episode of "Thursdays with Theodore!" Unlike Willington, I actually answer the questions you send into me. So, without further adieu...
Jack X writes:
What needs to be done, if anything, in order to expedite the recovery of Hurricane Katrina? Sincerely, Jack X
Jack X, great question. The biggest problem is a combination of corrupt, west-coast, liberal elites, and lazy, west-coast, liberal elites, standing around with their hands out. These people need to learn the value of the free market. They need to pick themselves up by the bootstraps. The market will solve all of their problems, just as soon as they stop spouting their Communist claptrap.
Beyond that, the residents of New Orleans need to start respecting our divinely-inspired President. He's delivered! So, it's time for them to use all of the money they've been given and get to rebuilding.
Coordination needs to be done by some good salt-of-the-earth conservatives. The liberals in charge of that state have screwed up EVERYTHING. Put some real Americans in charge, and things get done. Perhaps it's time to give Halliburton a no-bid contract? That's how things get moving!
I hope that answers your question, Jack X. Be well.
Dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Welcome to this week's episode of "Thursdays with Theodore!" Unlike Willington, I actually answer the questions you send into me. So, without further adieu...
Jack X writes:
What needs to be done, if anything, in order to expedite the recovery of Hurricane Katrina? Sincerely, Jack X
Jack X, great question. The biggest problem is a combination of corrupt, west-coast, liberal elites, and lazy, west-coast, liberal elites, standing around with their hands out. These people need to learn the value of the free market. They need to pick themselves up by the bootstraps. The market will solve all of their problems, just as soon as they stop spouting their Communist claptrap.
Beyond that, the residents of New Orleans need to start respecting our divinely-inspired President. He's delivered! So, it's time for them to use all of the money they've been given and get to rebuilding.
Coordination needs to be done by some good salt-of-the-earth conservatives. The liberals in charge of that state have screwed up EVERYTHING. Put some real Americans in charge, and things get done. Perhaps it's time to give Halliburton a no-bid contract? That's how things get moving!
I hope that answers your question, Jack X. Be well.
Dear readers, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
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