Thursdays with Theodore, episode 8/24/06

Dear Readers,

Welcome to another exciting week of "Thursdays with Theodore!" To better serve you, I'll get straight to the questions:

Willington asks:

Hey Teddy,

Will members of Teddy's Troopers get a free rusty trombone?

-Franklin Willington

Willington, stop trying to take my musical endeavors and taint them with your homosexual agenda. If I could introduce everyone to the joy my rusty trombone experience has brought me, I would, but unfortunately the free market has not rewarded me yet with enough money to do that. Perhaps one day.

Pierre asks:

Dear Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., The United States has served all of mankind by spreading democracy to the Middle East. When will the U.S. help those of us stuck in surrenderist, socialist France?
Pierre, that's a great question. Just as soon as the Iraqis stand up so that we can stand down, which I think will happen any day now, we'll head for Paris. Keep the faith. In the meantime, make sure you boycott French businesses.


Dear readers, thank you for the questions, and thank you for loving America!

-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.