Take That, Fascist Appeasers!
Dear Readers,
My boy Rummy is at it again, taking the fight right to the west-coast, liberal elite, hate-America-first surrenderists. Yesterday, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld compared those who question this administration to the appeasement policy initially carried out by many in WWII. He proceeded to claim that these people are now trying to appease the Fascists who hate us for our freedom. As usual, he couldn't be more right.
As is to be expected, the west-coast, liberal elite, first-amendment-huggers like to point out that only the most radical conservatives could not see such a statement as clear advocacy against free speech. Additionally, the west-coast, liberal elite historians like to point out that simple criticism of the administration is in no way analogous to the actual multi-nation appeasement process of WWII. They also like to point out that, given the trauma Europe suffered in WWI, appeasement initially made some sense, and only when we look through a teleological lens can anyone say it was a completely idiotic idea. Well, I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., am not buying it.
You see, dear readers, Rummy is fighting them there so we don't have to fight them here. He knows where the WMD's are - they're north, south, east, and west of Baghdad. More importantly, we're at war; have these critics forgotten 9/11? The only way to truly be free is to not question the Bush administration. Join me instead in waving flags in support!
Iraq war critics - you 60+% of residents of America (I won't risk justifying your treason by calling you "Americans") - why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
My boy Rummy is at it again, taking the fight right to the west-coast, liberal elite, hate-America-first surrenderists. Yesterday, Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld compared those who question this administration to the appeasement policy initially carried out by many in WWII. He proceeded to claim that these people are now trying to appease the Fascists who hate us for our freedom. As usual, he couldn't be more right.
As is to be expected, the west-coast, liberal elite, first-amendment-huggers like to point out that only the most radical conservatives could not see such a statement as clear advocacy against free speech. Additionally, the west-coast, liberal elite historians like to point out that simple criticism of the administration is in no way analogous to the actual multi-nation appeasement process of WWII. They also like to point out that, given the trauma Europe suffered in WWI, appeasement initially made some sense, and only when we look through a teleological lens can anyone say it was a completely idiotic idea. Well, I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., am not buying it.
You see, dear readers, Rummy is fighting them there so we don't have to fight them here. He knows where the WMD's are - they're north, south, east, and west of Baghdad. More importantly, we're at war; have these critics forgotten 9/11? The only way to truly be free is to not question the Bush administration. Join me instead in waving flags in support!
Iraq war critics - you 60+% of residents of America (I won't risk justifying your treason by calling you "Americans") - why do you hate America?
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 7:48 PM
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