Steadfast and Resolute, Always Focused on the Present - That's My Boy!
Dear Readers,
Today, at a news conference, our divinely-inspired President was peppered with personal attacks from the liberal media. These west-coast, liberal elite America haters naturally questioned the President on the Iraq War and his tremendous work in keeping us safe and free and in spreading democracy. Never one to back down, W bravely and nobly took these questions and once again showed why we've got the right man in the White House. And I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., couldn't be more proud.
During the press conference, W was questioned about the link between Iraq and 9/11. Specifically, he was asked why his administration repeatedly associates the two. In a brilliant rhetorical move, W denied that his administration had ever linked them - despite the fact that evidence exists to the contrary. Naturally, the west-coast, liberal elite fact mongerers will use this to suggest that W lied. Real Americans know better.
You see, dear readers, W lives in the present, not the past or the future. W focuses on the here and now, and that "now" is all about keeping us safe. What may or may not have been said in the past is not important. Today's reality is that the administration does not matter. How can anyone question this man's intelligence.
W has once again proven himself to be the perfect leader in this time of crisis. Had we elected someone else, we would certainly have been attacked again, as Dick Cheney has reminded us on numerous occasions. We have to stay the course, and put our faith in W. Not a problem for us real Americans!
President George W. Bush, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
Today, at a news conference, our divinely-inspired President was peppered with personal attacks from the liberal media. These west-coast, liberal elite America haters naturally questioned the President on the Iraq War and his tremendous work in keeping us safe and free and in spreading democracy. Never one to back down, W bravely and nobly took these questions and once again showed why we've got the right man in the White House. And I, Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq., couldn't be more proud.
During the press conference, W was questioned about the link between Iraq and 9/11. Specifically, he was asked why his administration repeatedly associates the two. In a brilliant rhetorical move, W denied that his administration had ever linked them - despite the fact that evidence exists to the contrary. Naturally, the west-coast, liberal elite fact mongerers will use this to suggest that W lied. Real Americans know better.
You see, dear readers, W lives in the present, not the past or the future. W focuses on the here and now, and that "now" is all about keeping us safe. What may or may not have been said in the past is not important. Today's reality is that the administration does not matter. How can anyone question this man's intelligence.
W has once again proven himself to be the perfect leader in this time of crisis. Had we elected someone else, we would certainly have been attacked again, as Dick Cheney has reminded us on numerous occasions. We have to stay the course, and put our faith in W. Not a problem for us real Americans!
President George W. Bush, thank you for loving America!
-Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq.
posted by Theodore Trumblebunks, I, Esq. at 5:12 PM
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